Please DON'T strap explosives on your body and run into the London stock exchange, or light gas taps in school, or shove fireworks in people you dislike. Just make something, in a safe, controlled kinda way... make something go boom. This is inspired by howmanybees 's battery story. The details aren't important... but I think explosions are fun!! and useful.
Okay what's up with the title?
Ha ha
But the message remains! Don't give up now! The greater a help you are in my world domination, the more countries you can have! I will own the world some day, just help me do it and reep the benifits of a dictatorship-led-communism! Where you are the Dictator! Or whichever job takes your fancy! It's not hard, don't give in yet.
Two new things I've set up:
1. A piczo site click here to see my puny efforts as yet
2. A hotmail address: It's not personal so I won't be telling you anything like my PIN or password or anything: E-mail me @ mindblowingmint@hotmail.com
Any other ideas for publicity? 16 people is a lot, but not enough, plus there aren't enough people doing something every week.
Here is my logo:
I think it's time we begun recruiting beyond mindsay.
So once everyone you know on mindsay is in our army, start asking:
friends
close family (not random great-aunts unless she's really cool)
strangers! I'm going to start handing out leaflets on the streets of SLC.
come + help me- where-ever you are, start bringing us people. We shall take over the world.
p.s. feel free to hand out your own leaflets, the logo at the top may be useful.
Idea from cemetrydrive:
"Okay, so you walk around in a huge market/mall kind of place..anywhere were there'll be old people around cus their the funnest to target. You follow them around for a while, making it completely obvious your following them and then they should try to escape you or they may even say something. If they talk to you. Stop and stare at them...say nothing...just stare straight at them. You could stare at their feet, their tits, whatever, just stare at THEM. They should eventually get tired of you and start off again. If they do, simply follow them again, but now poking them in the most random places you could possible think of, like um, behind their knee *shrugs* i duno, use your imagination. However, if they dont get tired of you and start walking away run around them screaming "I am Horse raddish" the look on their faces is awesome. heh, seriously.
They'll eventually lose all interest and completely ignore you...when this happens, go on the hunt for another oldy
Note: Abort mission if guns are involved or indeed the police...
Thankyoo
xxxxxx"
idea from linkinparkrok-
"General-san can we have to wear odd socks??? It's fun and inspires confusion and terror in feeble minds mwah ha ha"
COMING SOON (possibly) WIKI page for the army. Help me out by making requests for one.
Invent a new word. Use it whenever you get the chance. Swear blind that it's a real one. Encourage others into using it. The word "D'oh!" recently made it into the dictionairy, why not a word you invented? It needn't mean anything- it could be one of those really long words that doesn't mean anything. Also, if you can think of any words like "D'oh" that recently got into the dictionairy, tell me that too.
Idea from marcusbrutus3rd:
" Idea from masterofpuppets:
"oh and i've got an idea of what we can do!
walk into wal mart and scream "I'M SEXIER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!" lol"
Pick someone and stare at the back of their head. When they notice, stop. When they turn round again, stare again. Keep doing this until they say something. Then stop. Try and do this to as many people as possible. I want people on edge. Post me with the number of people you annoyed and what they said.
A paniced herd will follow a brave sheep...
I swear this isn't as crap as it seems.
A new order for today... or whenever you do it... is stick, with a piece of selotape, a piece of A4 paper to the wall in a public place that says "they're coming". Don't do it in your house. Do it in school, shops, etc.
Here are some get-to-know-you questions:
1. What's your favourite curse word?
2. Why are you better than me?
3. Why am I better than you?
4. What did you want to be when you were 6?
5. What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?
6. Who do you currently feel like pelting with flour?
7. Are you secretly an anything? If so, what?
make out